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963825 No.9357   [Reply]

Port City Java über alles: anywhere else (on-campus at least) just gets shit on because:

  1. You can't beat the price
  2. and the lines move fast

Like holy shit if I wanted a cup of coffee and I thought "Damn, I really want to wait in line for everyone and their mom to order a fucking frappe today" then maybe I'd go to the *cucks in the basement of Talley and wait ~1 hour for my americano
but why would I do that when I could go to the PCJ on the (((1st))) floor and order a USA and be out of there faster than you could flunk out of first-year engineering? that's a good cup of coffee

>> No.9362  

I do not comprehend why people willingly starB themselves when literally anything else exists (Hella Beans is my favored). Fun fact, though, apparently Space$s introduced (read: copied from Europe) the idea of a café to Amerifats (and totally missed the point, as AmFats always do when importing culture).

Ammies will never understand the pleasures of after dinner coffee because Amorals only understand coffee as a drug pushed by the owner-class to improve worker efficiency. They will never understand the pleasing nature of a a cup of coffee because they will only ever use it as work-fuel or addiction-fodder.

I hope one day to see the American people freed from the bonds of servitude to the owner class. It may not be as bad as GoGoNippon, but when looking at Yurop you can see that employers (and culture to a lesser degree) devalue the individual life in favor of the big, fat bottom line. When productivity has been increasing, why have both hours and wages (relative to cost of living) remained the same?

May you retake ownership of your labor and enjoy peacefully the pleasantries of coffee. I pray also to not be b& for pol banter, for though I feel the line has not been crossed I feel it ever looming.

>> No.9377  

>>9362
I chuckled.

>> No.9382  

>>9362

>make café
>no standing room at the bar
>no outside seating
>sterile, purely anti-cozy environment
>no old guys playing cards/chess
>croissants cost more than the coffee
>the coffee costs half an hour's pay+

why do americans do this
conversely, why did europeans cuck their populations taking away guns an shit
I'm tired of picking a lesser of two evils

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seasoned coffiends, what do you deem the best beverage to get from cuppy joe?

and between the hillsborough and mission valley locations, which is superior?



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17742 No.9195   [Reply]

Why can't anyone use the toilet right in my dorm? Some dude always pees all over the toilet seat and sometimes I see shaved pubes all over it too. C'mon man other people live in the dorm too. Heres a solution: LIFT THE TOILET SEAT so you don't get pee all over it.

>> No.9196  

>>9195
you have to piss all over the bathroom now. its the only way.

>> No.9376  

the virgin pee vs the chad SPRINKLE



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1147944 No.9375   [Reply]

Why do they always leave free food out for me to take? It's like: do they really even want you to buy anything?



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650574 No.9369   [Reply]

I really love my King, do you love your monarch?

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251556 No.9365   [Reply]

I walked in early to the room my lecture is in; there's another class in here... it's about math I think.

I'm playing it smooth like I've always been in this class.



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13677 No.9218   [Reply]
>see a cute girl in my class
>its the fucking TA

EVERY TIME

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>> No.9223  

>>9218
gimme her number?

>> No.9225  

What class is it fren?

>> No.9291  

>>9219 she can get into ethical trouble famalam

>> No.9306  

please don't sexualize my colleagues

>> No.9363  

>>9306
Please don't refuse my sexualization, I am lonely and wish only for human loving.



No.9359   [Reply]

Hello boys and girls,
I’m Sammy the salmon. Do you want to see my salmon dance?

I’m looking to form a band. I am a beginner musician and I’m looking for people with little or no experience (or masters who are willing to tug around with a noob like me).

I really want to experiment with the music. J’aime bien music that has eclectic soundscapes and psychedelic sensations. Genres: any combination of the adjectives Alternative, Indie, Psychedelic with the nouns pop, rock and sometimes metal.

I know you didn’t ask but here’s a list of some of the music peoples j’adore.
Unknown Mortal Orchestra 😍
The Boogarins
Soft Hair
Phum Viphurit
Thundercat
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Crumb
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Local Natives
Beach House
Alabama Shakes
The Arcs
Mustard Service
The Marias

I love you all. If you’re interested in joining my band text me fam 3368315411. I hope I’m doing this right. I’m a CS major but music is my passion and my dream. Hopefully this will be the post that leads to a legendary creation. Ciao <3

>> No.9360  
>the boogarins

Je les ai vus une fois et ils m'ont soussignés un disque. Le concert m'a beaucoup plu. Malheureusement je ne m'intéresse plus à jouer des instruments, pourtant je jouais assez bien de la guitare et du GameBoy (notes le《 du 》, il s'agit bien de la musique électronique)

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Francophones and francophone accessories!

I don't music anymore (and was never very good), so I'm sorry to say that ain't me. Phum and King Gizzard are the only ones I recognize from your list and they're pretty fun. I wish you bon chance in your ventures and hope to see you in concert some day



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12858 No.9351   [Reply]
>a full semester + a few weeks here at state
>still literally no social life

Feels bad man
Seriously though how do you even make friends here? I've tried joining clubs but I don't really have time for clubs anymore + I didn't really click with anyone when I went. I can't seem to find anyone who I can talk to in most of my classes either. What the hell am I doing wrong? I've never had trouble making friends until college.

>> No.9353  

If it makes you feel any better I am struggling with the same problem and I know hundreds of other people here are too.

>> No.9354  

>>9351
its like trying to get a girl. if you think about it too much, it doesnt happen.

>> No.9355  

I'm about to sound like a meme, but you need to put yourself out there.
I didn't understand what that meant for a long time, this is my 7th year here (4 years of undergrad and now 3 in PhD) and I didn't make any friends until the end of my 5th year.

I got tired of being lonely and went out of my way to talk to people, ask to study with them even if I understood the material, hung out in the department student lounges, invited people to lunch often, started (a very short lived) movie night, joined the department's board game club, etc.

Also you have to make time for this stuff. You said you didn't have time for clubs, like no one does. You make time for a social life and spend less time doing stuff you like doing on your own.

>> No.9356  

>>9354

>its like trying to get a girl. it doesnt happen.

ftfy

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1118672 No.9344   [Reply]

Where are the best plqces to park?... and more importantly is there anywhere I can park before 5PM for free?

>> No.9345  

Pullen Park is a popular illegitimate parking place. There's also the option of smashing that Park and Ride life which I can recommend from experience, bus life is pretty comfy.
Park and Ride locations are PNC Arena, Food Lion, and A Secret One between Centennial and Main (apparently closed until Fall)

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おそぉぉぉぃい!
fuck man buses fucking fuck ass I want to get home faster

>> No.9347  

as a former wolf line rider and current electric scooter owner, i can say with reasonable confidence that personal electric transportation is the way to go... especially if you charge on campus.

>> No.9348  

>>9347
what this goy said



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40082 No.9328   [Reply]

does english have past tense forms of prepositions? or had at some point? do we have any linguists here at howler?

like what would the past tense of through be? i think other languages have this.

>> No.9329  

What languages have past tense prepositions?? Not English, nor Japanese, nor French, nor Russian. Do you know something I don't?

English has accusative and genitive preps tho.

>> No.9330  

>>9329
i have no idea if there are any languages that do. i figure if english has those weird old sing sung sang forms of verbs there might be some weird old prepositions that are like that to.

>> No.9331  

>>9330
There's never any reason to to mark tense on a preposition. Past markers are typically bound to verbs or are sometimes unbound (chillin' alone).

Middle english and early modern english do have some dope stuff like different conjugation schemes and cases. Cases kinda petered off in early modern, with the exception of tonic pronouns and certain prepositions. I mean you can read about all this on wiki if you want.
Cases of preps are really cool though. like
-ence = from (where, here, there)
-ither = to
-ere = at
"Whence comest thou? Whither goest thou? And where are we now"

>> No.9335  

>>9331
never a reason?? hmmmm



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